When left to my own devices, I rarely do the right thing. Tonight, I was on my own for dinner. It turned out well, and so I am including the recipe, in case there are any bachelors out there looking to get either one: fatter, or two: more alone. Or both.
Ingredients:
Box of mac and cheese
4 pieces of bacon
Shake cheese
Directions:
To make mac and cheese, follow directions on the box.
Cook all four slices of bacon and let cool.
Crumble 3 slices of bacon and add to mac and cheese.
Eat fourth slice of bacon separately while standing over the sink.
Add a little shake-cheese.
Stir and enjoy.
For a healthier alternative:
Eat a salad, you fat, lonely bastard.
Ingredients:
Box of mac and cheese
4 pieces of bacon
Shake cheese
Directions:
To make mac and cheese, follow directions on the box.
Cook all four slices of bacon and let cool.
Crumble 3 slices of bacon and add to mac and cheese.
Eat fourth slice of bacon separately while standing over the sink.
Add a little shake-cheese.
Stir and enjoy.
For a healthier alternative:
Eat a salad, you fat, lonely bastard.
