Ball-er-ama

There aren't many venues for a person to experience night life in this green place. However, if you were in the market, White River Junction is like the Detroit of Central Vermont. You can find a mediocre Thai restaurant, a Mexican restaurant that boasts a margarita the size of your head, and the Jewel of the town: a combination bar/bowling alley/strip club. This marvel of modern engineering serves to please all walks of life. Where else is it appropriate to have a eight-year-old's birthday and a lewd bachelor party simultaneously in the same establishment? Separated by a black ply-wood construction, its enough to make you spill your lemon seabreeze. All that is left for patrons to decide is whether they want their 15 dollar fully-nude lap dance before or after a round of bowling.