Part II of the endless series "Awkward things to say to a stranger" Front Desk Edition!
A man walks in and asked if his wife had been in yet.
"Nope! You beat her! I mean, you got here first. I don't mean you beat her. There's no way I'd know that. I haven't even seen her."
Showing posts with label strangers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label strangers. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Awkward things to say to a stranger
In conjunction with my future segment called, "Weird things I say at an Interview" I present to you,
Awkward Things to Say to a Stranger, eleven-year-old girl edition:
"Your family lives over on Halifax? That's a nice neighborhood. Someday I hope to make enough money to rent a home out there. I'm just kidding. That'll never happen."
What was more awkward was that the joke totally landed, and she let out this ridiculous single "HA!". I finally found my target market.
Awkward Things to Say to a Stranger, eleven-year-old girl edition:
"Your family lives over on Halifax? That's a nice neighborhood. Someday I hope to make enough money to rent a home out there. I'm just kidding. That'll never happen."
What was more awkward was that the joke totally landed, and she let out this ridiculous single "HA!". I finally found my target market.
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