Here are a few 'your mamas so fat' jokes that I came up with that are too practical:
Your mamas so fat, people ask her when shes due and she has to explain to them that she isn't pregnant.
Your mamas so fat, that her weight was a contributing factor in your father's decision to divorce her.
Your mamas so fat, people assume she has diabetes.
Your mamas so fat, that when she goes to grocery shopping, people look into her cart and silently judge her.
Your mamas so fat, she has a hard time getting in and out of her vehicle.
Your mama so fat, she has to pay a higher deductible on her health insurance.
Ugh, now I feel dirty...
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