Yesterday I had to help a 90-year-old woman to the bathroom, and then into the bathroom, and then onto the toilet. I saw an old ladies cooter. Thats not in my job description.
Today an old man told me he thought my wig looked ridiculous, and I don't wear a wig. I wanted to tell him his tiny body looked ridiculous on his giant bald head, but I figured, with the company downsizing and all, I shouldn't press my luck.
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