Maybe I should just be a Toy'R'Us kid...

Here is a brief list of things that I celebrate, even though I should probably pretend I don't:

Paying Rent
Showing up on time to my job
Eating on clean plates
Ordering fancy coffees
Zipping my fly before I leave the house, and not after
Owning a Cat
Remembering to feed the cat
House plants
Clean underwear
Having multiple kinds of juice in the fridge

Driving is Dangerous

When an SUV cuts in front of you, and you yell out that you hope they burn in Hell, just in time to read their "Breast Cancer Surviver" bumper sticker... should you attempt to retract your statement? I mean, its not like I wished the breast cancer on her, at least, I don't think that was the same lady.

Thats Presbyopia!

Presbyopia is a natural part of the aging process, where your eyes loss the ability to focus, making it really hard
to see things up close. You might find yourself struggling to read menus, or holding the newspaper further away.

Ever find yourself baffled by how your friends are aging so much worse than you are? Well, they're not. You just can't see that you're just as wrinkled, and you're well on your way to having a full beard. And thats Presbyopia!

And heres another crazy tiger sweater I found:

Ebay, you're the one for me

So, I've re-rediscovered Ebay. Since finding it yesterday, I've already purchased some beautiful Waterford Crystal, and I'm currently watching auctions for a Tiffany sterling bowl, a few vintage wedding dresses, and a whaling harpoon. Mike said that he doesn't want a harpoon unless it actually killed actual whales. I think he might have to settle for a tuna killing harpoon. But on a slightly more practical note, I'm starting to get a little obsessed with searching for over-sized sweaters with glittery tigers on them.  Like this one:

I know I'm a little young to be giving up on trying to be taken seriously. But you know, why start now?

TWEET TWEET

I joined tweeter. And I know what you're thinking, and f you. I don't care how lame it is. I don't have anything important to say that can't be said in 140 characters or less.

Kimwarrior