For those of you who appreciate a little optical-themed humor in your life, here are a few one-liners*. Feel free to try any of these out on your bitter, listless co-workers for a laugh**.
What do you call glasses that are only worn in New Hampshire?
Live free of Die-focals
What sort of glasses did George Washington wear?
I can not tell a lie-focals
What glasses were worn by the Four Seasons?
Big Girls Don't Cry-focals
What are the worst glasses to wear to your blind date?
That chick used to be a guy-focals
Nostalgic Buddy Holly glasses?
Bye, Bye, Miss American Pie-focals
Glasses you wear to let everyone know you hate phonies?
Catcher In The Rye-focals
Glasses that help you meet people?
Don't be so shy-focals
What do you call glasses that a penguin wears?
I wish I could fly-focals
And Finally...
Glasses that give you a terrible idea for a Tom Cruise Movie?
The Last Samurai-focals
Get it?! We replaced the word 'Bi' with other rhyming words!! And, yes. We think we are very funny. If you're trying to decide on which one of us (my brother or myself) is more corny, I suggest you throw on a pair of It's a Tie-focals.
Come up with a few of your own if you think you're so great.
*I can't take credit for most of these. They were my brothers idea.
** caution: you may be the only person laughing.
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