Thoughts on a walk...

I've been thinking of changing my name to Ralph. And then starting my own dog walking business. That way, my slogan can be "Dogs ask for me by name!"

Instead of a video post

I tried to video blog this morning, but the resolution was really low, and instead of trying to fix it, I just said, forget it.

So, instead, here is "Kim Speaks the News" in print: 

I was surprised when I found out about the Shriver-Schwarzenegger divorce. I thought the whole 'opposites attract' thing really worked for them. I think what disappoints me most is that just when I thought California had rid themselves of the Governator, suddenly he's everywhere.

And speaking of things I've heard enough of, Charlie Sheen has never been more popular OR talked about.  He'd like everyone to think he planned that. But we know he didn't, hes just crazy.

Theres more stuff I don't want to hear any more about, but I wont subject you to it.

In local news, there are parts of Sacramento that I don't ever want to visit at night. Although, it is nice to hear from a stranger how pretty I am, it sounds less sincere when they hit me up for money right after.  

Its Saturday

I definitely feel excluded from the TGIF excitement. I work on Saturdays, so when someone comes into the office on Friday, and congratulates me for making it through the week, I don't know what to say. Its like if a runner finished a race, and then jumped in a golf cart to taunt the people who are still running. Next time someone TGIfs, I'm going to pull their hair.

Home Town Pride

New England, you're my home, but sometimes I tell people I don't know you.


Home Town Pride from Kimberly Warren on Vimeo.

Swear. Ta. God.

One person should not have to do this much to prove she isn't a racist.


IsweartoGodI'mNotRacist from Kimberly Warren on Vimeo.

Day off

I love a day when I can sit back and watch television.

It leaves me with questions though. Like:

Why would three woman go out for lunch and order Dannon Light & Fit Yogurt?

I had briefly wondered why the television assumed that I needed life insurance, weight loss drugs, and dating websites just because I was watching a Martha marathon. But I figured that one out.

Uhh-oh..

Having a hangover from not drinking the night before may be a sign of alcoholism. But it also may be my body punishing me for missed opportunities. Its all a matter of how you look at the world.