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Monday, November 16, 2009

I love my job.

Today:

An old man with Parkinson's yelled at me to go get him some common sense. In all seriousness.

I was looking through a patient's chart after one of the tests came back a little strange, and I found out he had Glaucoma. And then he found out he had Glaucoma by my saying "Does anyone else in your family have Glaucoma?"

A patient shit themselves during an exam. THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED.

A co-worked harassed me about how I don't respect the tradition and sanctity of marriage because I'm not married. Because I'm twenty-three years old and STILL not married. Darn me, and my liberal spinster ways. Its not my fault you knocked up your girlfriend in college.

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