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Friday, September 17, 2010

Tap the ...Orizabas?

So, I have no way to confirm this, but the Mexican beer Tecate might just be Coors Light in a red can. Take a look at this:




Now, this is just laziness on the part of Coors Brewing Company; Tecate is imported by Coors. And have you seen Keystone recently? They have an almost identical label to Coors as well-- but they don't taste the same. Keystone tastes like a high school gym locker smells.

Coors Light and Tecate on the other hand taste identical. Is this like when Ford Lincoln Mercury were making identical cars with different names? Do you know what you end up with when those things happen? Two equally shitty cars. Do you even remember the tempo/topaz? Do you really want to be drinking that?! I didn't think so.

Coors, all I'm saying is, maybe you should streamline your operation. Do we really need all these different labels for the same beer? Do you want to end up like Anheuser Busch? Five different types of light beer, none of which are worth drinking?

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